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"Slither"
- GOOD monster movie in the vein of "Tremors".
Has something for everyone, eviscerated corpses for
the slasher crowd, spurting body fluids for the
gross-out fans, flesh-eating zombies for the
Romero nuts, and squeaking slugs and a
wildly mutating monster in honor of David
Cronenberg and
John Carpenter. Two real cuties in the
cast---3 counting the adorable Jenna
Fischer from "The
Office" in a small role. Lots of small-town
humor and firepower (the setting is a
West Virginia town at the beginning of deer
season). "Serenity"
star
Nathan Fillion is a great dead-pan hero. Be
sure to stay for end credits and the catchy
alternative C&W tune, Baby I Love You (Just
Leave Me The BLEEP Alone).
"The
Descent" - Best monster movie I've seen in many
years. Six young and fetching British women go on a
caving expedition in West Virginia that comes to
tragedy when they are beset by mutant underground
predators. The first half of the movie is as
effective even before the creature attacks, with the
explorers wriggling through dark flooded tunnels no
bigger than their own shoulders making the viewer
very conscious of the tons of mountain pressing down
from above (and yet the movie was filmed on
soundstages, to the credit of all involved with this
production). Good gory and action-packed horror film
from the director of "Dog
Soldiers" not to be confused with "The
Cave" released around the same time. The highly
superior original ending not seen here in the States
is included on the DVD release and lends the movie a
weight and irony absent in most horror offerings
these days.
"Feast"
- This melding of old-fashioned monster flicks with
the new "torture porn" genre of more recent horror
productions is worth a look. A pack of losers
barricade a desert saloon against the vicious mutant
predators that are picking them off for food
one-by-one. It's mostly for laughs if you can handle
eyeball tug-of-war and monster genitalia getting
lopped off in a slamming door. Amusing title cards
peg the characters (most of whom are unnamed) and
predict the fates of many of the victims. I myself
did not like the looks of the monsters in the first
half of the movie with their initial disguises
composed of roadkill but when revealed they are not
bad. Bravo channel's "Project
Greenlight" production features the welcome
addition of great genre character actor
Clu Gulager, whose son
John Gulager directed.
"The
Last Mimzy" - Weird title, so-so trailers,
didn't see much of interest until I read a review
the day of release---anything that has a critic
bubbling with praise even while confessing confusion
over the plot sounds pretty good to me! So I saw it
(with my four nieces in tow, all of whom loved it)
and was treated to a different, dazzling and
sentimental tale of a little girl who happens upon a
toy rabbit from the future which whispers in her ear
and helps the girl and her brother save the world.
Featuring
Rainn Wilson of "The
Office" in a more serious role (and the lovely
Joely Richardson, always a plus),
Timothy Hutton, and a slimmed-down
Michael Clarke Duncan. Judging from the
sparse audience on the Saturday I saw it, this one
may be destined for a short theater run---but take
my advice and GO WITH THE KIDS, or BY YOURSELF,
you're still gonna love it.
"Shooter"
- Top-notch action film from
Antoine Fuqua starring
Mark Wahlberg as a former Force Recon Marine
framed for an attempt on the President's life.
Wahlberg is a bad-ass and a half in this---he not
only knows the best gun and the best place to use
it, he can even tell you how to build the best
bullet, not to mention his combat and survival
expertise. ACTION PACKED? Martial arts, gun battles,
and car chases galore. GOOD GUYS/BAD GUYS? A
terrific
Michael Pena, boo-hiss
Danny Glover (sorely missed on the big
screen),
Ned Betty,
Rade Sherbedgia, and
Elias Koteas. BABE FACTOR? Can't go wrong
with the loin-achingly beautiful
Kate Mara and the always mouth-watering
Rhona Mitra. A little bit "The
Hunted", a little bit "The
Jackal", and time well-spent at the cinema.
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